[CLOSED] I'm fallen from a distant star

[bowtography]

WHO: March 7th, various
WHAT: May catch-all! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN (hmu up for starters if you'd like anything!)
WHERE: All around
WHEN: The month of May
WARNINGS: None yet!

[ boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada. ]

Comments

[ignoreher]

No, but it can't be hard. He flops over like a wet noodle.

[ figuratively. ]

[bowtography]

... I think his beat-upability probably depends on the person.

[ Just saying. ]

[ignoreher]

[ ... ]

So you don't think he'd just flop if you hit him?

[bowtography]

Oh, I think he would if I did. But if it was someone, like... Astarion? Nah.

[ignoreher]

[ hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ]

I still haven't met him. But he's the tall ghostly white guy whose face could give a triangle a run for its money, right? I see him and Winter hang out every now and then.

[ so fucking sorry astarion ]

[bowtography]

[ APOLOGIZE TO ASTARION???? ]

Yeah, they're dating, believe it or not.

[ignoreher]

[ when she susses out his personality we'll see if she has to. ]

Really? I can't believe there's actually people who're dating here... Not because they shouldn't, just in general.

[ some people really got their shit together. wow. ]

I guess they make a handsome couple. Does he know about Winter's sugar daddy?

[bowtography]

Huh? Sugar daddy?

[ She is so lost. ]

[ignoreher]

[ what the fuck else is she gonna call his patron. ]

Yeah. It's how he can use magic and talk to people in their minds.

[bowtography]

... Well, I don't know if it's funding his anything, but...

Astarion probably knows!