[ OPEN ] here comes the boooooooy

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WHO: Yzak and you!
WHAT: Various "come, let's get CR balls rolling" things
WHERE: All over
WHEN: WHENEVER, he's new, so ~new guy time frame~
WARNINGS: n/a but will note if anything comes up!

( Top levels in the comments! Hit me up at gaignun or urtv @ disco for any questions/etc. Down with wildcards too so don't adhere to just the top levels if you've got an idea! )

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[ Nyuu's trying so hard. It's so, so, so very hard not to collapse into a fit of giggles seeing him with the cats. Convincing him to come in was a good call! ]

Oh, just a second.

[ She retreats to pick up two things. The first is a small cat with tortoiseshell fur who fits nice and snugly into her arm without any complaint. The other is the menu, laminated so as to better endure the cafe's goings-on. Nyuu walks back over with both and holds the menu out first while the cat ragdolls in her arm, apparently content with viewing the cafe from upside-down. ]

This is Sumomo! She's barely a year old, so she still acts like a baby.

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Thank you.

[ He takes the menu, giving it a look over. He wants to have some tea himself, being A Tea Guy, but an idea of what the menu has to offer will help him consider what he'll be having to deal with if he ends up looking for something to make some money on the side.

He can't deny though, softness of the cat aside, the scent of tea brewing and whatever pastries being made enveloping this place is very inviting. ]

[ He peers at the floppy kitty in Nyuu's arms, refusing to admit that that's really fucking cute ... these cats are really having the time of their lives being here, huh...? ]

Like a baby? Aren't cats considered adults by the time they're around one? I know enough about them to know that they mature quickly.

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[ Again she giggles, as if she's been waiting for someone to ask that exact question. She's learned a lot about cats since working here, and Yzak gets to be the recipient of all this knowledge she's had nowhere else to place. ]

That's the funny part! So, I learned from Boss here that, it's so funny... [ She holds up Sumomo closer to her face, and the lazy cat just flops onto her shoulder as if to say "oh, higher? That's fine" like a human baby being held against her shoulder. ] So, it turns out that cats only meow to their babies, and the kittens only meow back to their moms, right? But cats also meow at us and depend on us to feed them, so pet cats are basically kittens for their whole life!

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[ Yzak listens to all of that ... and looks disappointed in the end. ]

Here I was, about to compliment the fact that their fast maturity was impressive because it was a lot like my own people. But they're like kittens when they're in our care like this?

[ He leans in a little close to Nyuu and Sumomo, mostly to note how the cat so lazily flops over her shoulder. ]

That gives them barely any self-preservation if they ever get into trouble!

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[ Yzak, tell her you know nothing about cats without telling her you know nothing about cats. ]

Hmm? Not at all! Adult cats can go feral in only a week or so if they're left without human care.

[ Not that you could tell that from Sumomo, who's already got her tongue sticking out some while apparently falling asleep. ]

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[ He's also Looking Directly At Sumomo when she says that. ]

That's with the assumption they could survive that week gap. That one looks like she wouldn't last a day if she suddenly didn't have this.