( open; ) summer episode part 2?

[uncourteous]

WHO: Any Outsider is more than welcome!
WHAT: Dating shows... I was bullied.
WHERE: Between Okinawa & Neo Tokyo.
WHEN: Throughout the remainder of July (listen, it's a production)!
WARNINGS: Partial nudity, alcohol, potential suggestive topics, and will update 'em as I see 'em!

Throughout the city of Neo Tokyo and even Okinawa, there will be advertisements posted by the hundreds (and spam mail to your oculars by an equal number), desiring candidates for a show. While the aftermath of vegas and other bleak instances might have led way for people practicing some semblance of moderation— opposite to that, the people also need their entertainment, don't they?

Fortunately, there will be an influx of dating shows looking for people to appear. They are offering a fairly decent amount of money and are even offering luxury experiences for free for participants. In this economy and food shortage??? Okay, the food may be lacking, but they do make up for it in various activities they have planned, where people can kick back, relax, and romance?

While there will be any number of shows looking for interested parties, these are the main shows/premises:

  SPEED DATING  

As the label suggests. People will be expected to sit down and switch through several partners. In their hands will be a card labeling who they encounter and a place to leave a check mark. They will also be given a list of questions that can be answered.

  PARTNER SWAP  

People can be on a show and swap partners. This doesn't necessarily need to be romantic, either. Have a friend you want to show up with, cool. The only rules are that the pairs who enter together cannot stay together during the duration of the show.

  SINGLES INFERNO  

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be trapped on a deserted island with other hot singles? Well, now you no longer have to wonder. They will need to cook and fend for themselves here with minimal activities or distraction— but, isn't that the point? All you need to focus on is each other! (* They will be ferried to an outer island by Okinawa). While on the island, which they label as inferno, it's also a rule that one cannot speak about their age, occupation, or any such personal details. All of this will be reserved for "paradise." To go to paradise, two individuals will need to pick one another, and if they do — they are able to go on to completed various luxury experiences together.

For those who would rather find paradise in inferno together, you can presume there are tents that act as shared dormitory quarters where contestants will stay together.

  DATE ME  

People are free to use this for just general dates. Maybe, you just want to finesse the system and enjoy a fun all-expense-paid for date in which you get to eat like relative kings and enjoy various experiences. Feel free to use anything in the setting to your desire.

  SKINSHIP STARTER  

... a show where you get paid the more skinship you do. Don't do anything you wouldn't do in a Wendy's though. (That's not how the saying actually goes).

  COMMENTARY PANEL  

Every good dating show needs those who simply sit and commentate, right?

* It can be assumed any of this is just open to general CR you want to spend time with, too. This is just supposed to be a silly log for chances for characters to get to know one another! Characters are more than welcome to assume they stumble upon this by accident, think it's just a basic job and can't leave, film or unfilmed (minus the commentary prompt), and whatever else! Feel free to tag freely, threadjack, etc!

Comments

[bemist]

[ Her gaze flicks back to him and she exhales gustily. ]

Why would I take nice after saying I wasn't kind?

[siffriend]

Because it's different.

[ (Not that you're nice, either.

But you know what you did to be called nice, and that's... something similar to now. You understand the why, even if... you don't believe it. Even if Gebura might not.) ]

You don't have to be one to be the other. And it was nice of you to... say that. I think it was nice.

[ ...

Actually, being emotionally honest is embarrassing, how do they forget this everytime-- ]

[bemist]

[ Tough shit, buddy. If Gebura has to remember it, so do you. ]

... Just eat your mango. [ She's going to save them both here, since this was technically her fault in the first place. ] If you've got some kind of desperate need to learn the color of something later on, you can ask me.

Or anyone, really.

[ Preferably anyone. ]

[siffriend]

[ Ask her, got it.

...

Speaking of the mango, though. They're holding it up inquisitively. ]

[bemist]

[ Well, she more or less saw that coming. ]

... The skin's three different colors. Green--[ indicating as she talks ] Yellow and red. The inside's yellow-orange. Not sure if you've had them before, but the shades it is now means it's ripe.

[siffriend]

[ "Green"... Not "Grin". Okay. "Yellow", and "red". But it's a different kind of "red" than Gebura's hair, and then the inside...

...

It's a lot of different "colors". The shades are a pleasing gradient too, which is why he likes it in the first place. Siffrin turns it around in their hand, careful not to get juice drippings anywhere, and bites into another cut cube of it. ]

Bonnie used them to make turnovers once. It was really, really good, and super flaky. I ate five.

[ And honestly, he could go for five more right now...

(... Though, why aren't you hungry anymore? Because food lasts now? Because there's no loop that's taking it back?)

Mm. Mango. ]

Is the sky really "bloo"?

[bemist]

Sometimes.

[ ... Explaining this is not something she ever thought she would do and Chesed would make it sound much more beautiful, but Gebura is from the Backstreets and even as the Patron Librarian of the Floor of Language, her own is forever straightforward. ]

The sky changes colors all the time. In the morning, it's a mix of a lighter blue--[ Pointing at the water that's just past the sand ] And pink and purple. Then if the sun is out, it's a slightly darker blue, but still a lot lighter than your eye. More like the first ocean I showed you at night.

And the... you know sunsets, yeah?

[siffriend]

[ All the time... "Pink" and "purple" will need to be studied, but the others are easy to visualize with their shades. No, he still can't remember the color. But the shades are important -- their small differences, the gradient that goes with them.

A nod! Sunsets are nice. ]

They're... a similar shade to the mango, and to your hair. But then it gets dark, like the ocean, and then the stars come out. It's nice to watch at the beach.

[bemist]

Right. Like I said, not just blue. There are a few more colors that happen between sunset and night falling, but maybe you'll see it sometime for yourself.

[ Describing dusk is also a lot of colors. ]

[siffriend]

[ It's enough that she's done this much for them, truly. Taking the time to answer their questions, to see the world as they do, to understand and make comparisons that they can visualize and reference...

... It's... ]

If we stay here long enough, we'd get the whole show.

[bemist]

I can't imagine we're going to get that lucky and be ignored for the next several hours.

[ Well, she can ignore them, but. ]

[siffriend]

[ Something something "make sure you spend time with other people for good ratings". ]

Your company is that sought after, Gebura?

[bemist]

Do I look that popular to you?

[ The answer better be "no", Siffrin. ]

But you're at least approachable. Maybe more of a target.

[siffriend]

[ (You decide to keep your thoughts to yourself.

...

You're approachable?) ]

I guess when someone notices me, they might say something...

[ Hinging on someone noticing their lack of presence. ]

Otherwise, talking to people here works just like it did in Dormont.

[ ... With the tone of he'd like her to ask about it. ]

[bemist]

[ ... Yeah, she can tell. ]

And that's... how?

[siffriend]

I walk up to them and wait for them to say something.

[ ...

Like that's not weird and vaguely off putting. ]

[bemist]

...

If you did that in the City, someone would probably try to kick your ass.

[ People in... what was it, Vaugarde? Really do hit different. ]

[siffriend]

It hasn't failed me yet.

[ They are so good at walking into strangers' houses and being talked at.

Not that they can do the first part here anymore. Locked doors. Siffrin licks the mango juice off his fingers, like a little cat. ]

... But I wouldn't try it there without you nearby. I'd be pummeled.

[ (Yeah, right.) ]

[bemist]

I probably wouldn't be there. At least not in a location where I could do anything.

[ Also why does that sound like-- ]

For the record, I don't remember volunteering to be your bodyguard.

[siffriend]

You wouldn't show me around if you were there in a location where you could do anything?

[ What bodyguard. ]

[bemist]

That's not a possibility that can happen.

[ Sorry, sir. She's bad at imagining possibilities when she's aware of her fate. ]

[siffriend]

[ All she needs is a time loop. Surely that'll fix this. ]

I didn't mean to volunteer you. You're just the first person that comes to mind, since I don't know anyone else from there.

[ ...

Wait 'til he learns Yesod is from there too. ]

[bemist]

[ STOP, SHE'S DONE HER TIME (loops). ]

There's at least three other people I work with that are here and then around three more who are from the City in general. At least half of them would be better off to stick with.

[ Though her colleagues would have the same problem. ]

[siffriend]

[ ...

That's so many...

(You really hope none of your family members come here the way you have.

There's a lot of reasons, but mostly because it's better that they can continue on.) ]

Is it comforting? Having others you know.

[bemist]

Not really.

[ As blunt as ever, it seems. ]

If they weren't here, I wouldn't have gotten dragged into this stupid show in the first place. I've already had to fight my successor, haul two of them out of a bachelor party and keep an eye on them.

[ And she would do (most) of it again, but she's not saying that. ]