TRAVEL LOG #3

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TRAVEL LOG #3

CONTENT WARNINGS: cult-like symbols and implications, abduction.

▶ 001. TARGU MURES AIRPORT.

In the early morning of the 1st, Outsiders will receive a message in their oculars.

"Oh, seriously? You’re putting this on my plate now when I have so much to do? Tch … Outsiders currently caring for Imugi eggs, bring them to the medical bay. I’ll take over for now. Captain Yamakawa needs everyone to report to the hangar right away. There’s been a distress call from a distant land and we’re noticing some strange readings. We need you to go investigate this.

…Put some catnip on my plate, Alex. It’ll be a long night."

True enough, a SPECIAL ALERT will blare through the implants shortly after, asking those who would be willing to help with a distress call to head to the hangar. The reward will be an additional bonus pay, as this seems to be different from detecting a kaiju. There, they will see a familiar sight: the LILITH SKY CRUISER, a spacecraft capable of carrying 80 passengers. There is little time for seat assignments, so seating will be on a first come, first serve basis (hopefully you don’t get the middle seat!) and the flight will last about 10 hours. Just like any aircraft, Outsiders may stand up and walk around once the seatbelt signs turn off. There is inflight entertainment consisting of AI movies or virtual reality games (see TRAVEL LOG #2). Characters with inhuman features are required to wear their cloaking devices.

The plane will touch down at Targu Mures Airport, Transylvania, Romania, which appears to be abandoned and desolate. There isn’t a living soul to be found.

"Most of the country was destroyed decades ago, so there shouldn’t be anyone still living here. Yet, these readings ….. And we can’t ignore that call for help. We’ll need to investigate further. My Angels, go the rest of the way on foot..."

There isn’t a data portal in Romania, and there’s just no way to transport the number of cars needed for over 60 people via plane. Let’s hope you managed to get proper rest on the way here, because the hike will take about 5-6 hours through the dense forest, with the Captain feeding directions through the ocular based on where the kaiju readings are most pronounced.

All teams will be traveling together along a treacherous terrain which will include both harmful flora & fauna. Outsiders can expect to come across brown bears, wolves, European lynx, golden jackal & wild boars. Although the forest is dense, these animals are scarce to come by, but they can appear, especially when the hike takes place at dusk and into the night.

In this time of the year, hay fever is a common occurrence in these forests. Those sensitive to pollen may be sneezing and feeling fatigue through this hike. There will be steep hills, slippery ground and eerie sounds of the night to serenade the Outsiders. It doesn't help that the further they travel, the thicker a dark fog gathers around them, making the surroundings difficult to make out. Everyone will be provided with flashlights, but those with abilities to see in the dark or cast their own light will be encouraged to lead small groups. Everyone is going in the same general direction, but giving each other some space might be helpful. There will be no time to rest, no matter how tired Outsiders may be.

Just when it feels like they might need to trek through the forest forever—is that smoke coming from a fire up ahead?

▶ 002. BRAȘOV, TRANSYLVANIA.

Wander further through the bushes, and behold, it does appear to be smoke—but not from any natural fire. It’s coming from a chimney! The Outsiders will stumble upon the historic region of Brașov, known for its Gothic architecture and medieval towns. Romania has been classified as a desolate region for a very long time, and as far as LILITH is concerned, this city should be completely destroyed and abandoned. Yet, there is smoke coming from the chimneys, fresh laundry hanging on lines and the faint chatter of children playing. There are very clearly people living here, and this has LILITH completely dumbfounded.

"So it’s true … The resilience of humanity cannot be understated. I’ll need to report this to the Commander right away. My Angels, embark on the town. We need to find the source of this distress call and investigate these kaiju readings. I know we’ve had setbacks recently, but I’ve always had my faith in you."

One thing Outsiders will notice when they step into the town is how it appears to be lost in time. The date is still 2278 as far as anyone knows, but there’s no sign of any modern technology—no computers, telephones, or any sign of electricity or plumbing. Each and every house looks like it could have been plucked right out of the 1700s, and there even appear to be horse-drawn carriages parked along the pavements.

The townspeople themselves also look plucked out of time, with the women donning petticoats and aprons, and the men sporting waistcoats and riding boots. They welcome the Outsiders with warmth, delight, and over-the-top hospitality; more than happy to show the visitors around Brasov on their carriages. With how rarely they meet anyone from outside the village, the children are full of curiosity, following the Outsiders around and poking at their technology while bombarding them with questions, such as where did you come from? Do you know how to play any games? What do you like to eat?

Outsiders will be presented with food, clean clothing, and a room to stay at the village inns (2-3 people per room). They are free to roam and explore the village, where they will find taverns, fresh food markets, shops, inns, and a church dedicated to the village god.

One notable aspect of the town is the fact that they appear to have fresh, non-lab grown food. The vegetables taste fresher and are vibrant in color. The meat tastes much richer than it would back in Neo Tokyo. This is owed to the fact that the people of Brasov actually tend to their own farmlands, a lost practice in these times. Venture a little out of the city and you’ll find it: acres of farmland, growing wheat, corn, oats, potatoes, grapes and sunflowers. They even have livestock!

The people of Brasov are more than happy to answer questions about their town and way of living. Outsiders who go around gathering information from the villagers will learn the following:

• Why is the land so fertile? This is all owed to their benevolent village god, the Lord of the Forest. No one goes hungry because their god takes care of them. Observant Outsiders will see a common symbol plastered around town: a canine skull.
• There was a distress call. Is everyone okay? The townspeople would respond in confusion and assure the Outsiders that nothing is out of the ordinary. They have been living peacefully for centuries and it’s because their god protects them. They don’t seem to know anything about what’s going on outside their town and the word ‘kaiju’ is lost on them.
• Who is the Lord of the Forest? The townspeople will sing his praises, telling the Outsiders about how he has been providing for and protecting their town for many years.
• Where is the Lord of the Forest? He lives in the forest and mountains that surround the village. Sure enough, if the Outsiders look around, they will see they are completely surrounded by foggy forest and mountains as far as the eye can see.
• Can they go into the forest? The villagers will look worried. While the Lord of the Forest keeps them safe, the forest is still filled with dangerous creatures. Also, the thick fog and trees makes it easy to get lost. Only the most skilled hunters venture out to catch prey like deer and bears. Characters who venture into the woods will get turned around and lost but will eventually find their way back to the village, to which others will reply it is the lord's guidance that brought them back to safety.

Outsiders can do as they please. The villagers are very friendly and will try to accommodate them however possible. There seems to be very little crime in the town and the people look happy. LILITH has been quiet for some time now. Maybe this is a great opportunity to have a well-deserved break? How can you not when the people are so kind and the food looks and tastes so delicious? In fact, the longer that Outsiders stay here, the more some of them may begin to feel like they belong here.

▶ 003. BONFIRE FEAST.

On the night of the 7th, the villagers will knock on doors inviting everyone to a bonfire party! It’s just about time to harvest their crops so food is abundant. They can’t think of any better way to use it than to prepare a feast. The bonfire will be held in the council square. Tables and benches have been set up and an impressive spread of fresh food is laid out for everyone to enjoy. Outsiders can enjoy bread, cheese, fresh pork, stew, roasted chicken, seasonal vegetables and free flowing alcohol. There are live musicians on the scene as well, playing merry tunes on their instruments. Some of the villagers have even started dancing around the bonfire and they’re pulling people in to join them! At the center of the table, a canine skull is placed, and the villagers give thanks to their god before partaking in the food.

Nothing seems out of the ordinary … Full and content, everyone will feel tired and want to retire for the night. Characters that do not need to sleep will also feel tired.

Night passes, and daybreak comes. Outsiders might notice that their numbers have dwindled; certain people have gone missing and are nowhere to be found. There won’t be a trace of the captured Outsiders aside from their belongings that they may have left behind.

The villagers do not seem bothered and everything seems normal in the village. Asking the villagers about these disappearances will result in no answers—they claim to have no clue as to the missing Outsiders' whereabouts. It also won’t be possible to contact them, or even LILITH for that matter. It is almost like communications have been cut off completely and their implants receive weak reception.

Observant characters may notice that a heavy fog has descended upon the village overnight and though it gets better during the day, it never lets up.

Captured Outsiders are as followed:

Aventurine
Choso
Dan Heng
Denji
Ereshkigal
Hiyori Iki
Kabru
Kaga
Lucy/Kaede
Maki Zenin
Makima
Malkuth
Loop
Nanami Kento
Rover
Sampo Koski
Taryon Darrington
Wriothesley
Yzak Jule
Zagreus

▶ 004. THE CHOSEN (KIDNAPPEES ONLY).

A separate log for KIDNAPPEES ONLY can be found HERE.

▶ 005. AFTERWORD.

Welcome to our third travel log!

There are no assigned seats this time, so characters may sit wherever they choose. Inhuman-looking characters will need to wear their cloaking devices so as to not alarm the people of the town. A separate log has been prepared for kidnappees only. An additional prompt will go up for non-captured characters before the kaiju fight. The scheduling will depend on actions in the captive log. We will announce it on plurk.

All tags on this log are worth 2 points and will count towards October AC.

EVENT BREAKDOWN/RECAP (CLICK TO EXPAND)

1. TARGU MURES AIRPORT: There has been a distress signal. Characters caring for eggs must leave their eggs with Dr. Spim and report to the hangar to board their flight. The Outsiders will touch down in Targu Mures Airport, and will need to hike the rest of the way through the forest.

2. BRAȘOV, TRANSYLVANIA: Romania was thought to be a desolate country but one village seems to be thriving. The town of Brasov has historic, medieval architecture and the people seem plucked out of the 1700s. They are friendly, welcoming and curious, having never seen technology like what the Outsiders have. Outsiders are provided free lodgings, fresh clothing, food and water. The villagers raise their own livestock and grow their own food, which is unheard of in these times. They don't know anything about a distress call. All around the village, the symbol of a canine skull can be found. This is the Lord of the Forest, the god of this village whom the villagers worship.

3. BONFIRE FEAST: The villagers invite the Outsiders to a bonfire party where fresh food is abundant. After a night of merrymaking, they find that certain Outsiders have disappeared from their numbers and nobody seems to know what happened to them.

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🔥 2. BONFIRE

[blastedass]

[Bakugo's opinion of this place steeps in suspicion soon after he arrived. The sheer isolation of it, the villagers' happy cheer to complete strangers, a setting within the ominous forest, and a host of other unnerving facets quickly flicked up several red flags in his mind. Ranging from warnings about traveling abroad to the occasional horror movie trope someone in his class or childhood friends mentioned. He's kept to himself and other Outsiders for the most part, only occasionally talking to the villager adults for some exploration or advice, and more than occasionally having to deal with some shitty village kids who seem to like him. WHY?!

It took some cajoling to get Bakugo down to the feast and he's taking it easy on the food, avoiding anything alcoholic or heavy. Also refusing to sit down, preferring to eat standing up so he can prowl around and keep an eye on the Outsiders he's closest to.

Fuck?! Bakugo jerks his head back when Yato almost smacks him in the face with a damn drumstick. One look at his face and the blonde's expression flattens into ire. Great, Bakami's getting wasted again.]

Like hell. Sober up or I'll shove that leg down your throat.

[intertwinedfates]

[It's no surprise that Bakugo is more lurker than reveler when it comes to social gatherings among strangers in an even stranger place. The kid's cautious to a fault almost, but frankly it's probably what they need here when this place it so damn inviting. Almost abnormally so... But aside from that, can they really go around being paranoid about everything? Most of them have to eat and drink, after all, and their provisions aren't likely to last them the entire trip.

Shooting Bakugo an apologetic smile, Yato reels in his arms and motions for the hero to sit down beside him. Probably won't take him up on it, but it's the offer that counts, right?]

I am sober! The booze seemed a safer alternative given the way everybody in town acts. What if something's in the water?

[Even slightly inebriated, he's still got some of his wits about him, at least. Though he fails to make the logical leap that the alcohol would still be using water from the same source. ...oh well, he tried?]

[blastedass]

[He's cautious because this place is suspicious! There are way too many warning signs and unnerving occurrences! If only a few of the Outsiders are going to be the scrutinizing type, Bakugo's going to be among them. Overly friendly people are always hiding something. No one's that nice, especially isolated folks to invading strangers. It's not like he's refusing to eat or drink; the lighter fare is done in purpose.

Bakugo steps down on the bench beside Yato and leans forward, one arm resting against his now-hiked knee. Rude, but he's not sitting at their table. At least he's half taking the god's offer.]

Tch. Alcohol uses the same water, idiot. [Still... that's a decent point. Bakugo frown as he looks at the mug.] Since we've been drinking the water since getting here, it'd have had an affect already. [He'd be more concerned about something in the "air" of the village.]

[intertwinedfates]

[It definitely ranks high on the suspect category, that's for damn sure. Everything is just a little bit too perfect for it to be real or at least harmless. The problem becomes determining where the danger lies, either out in the fog or among the smiling faces playing host to them. If not both! Unfortunately, they can't just go around brandishing weapons and threatening the locals in case they are innocent, so it remains that for now their only choice really is to cool their heels and relax a bit.

Which Yato's glad to see Bakugo do, to a degree, anyway. It's no good to be strung so tight that your nerves end up frayed; when the real threat appears you'll be too worn out to react.]

Oh yeah, that's true. Though maybe the alcohol content would render some things inert? [One can hope, anyway.] You seem fairly normal, at least. [Is that a playful dig there...]

[blastedass]

[Bakugo considers the danger from both places. Either the people believe in the cult completely or the "god" out in the woods has brainwashed them into believing its benevolence. Regardless, the villagers are dangerous of their own volition or at the stoke of their "god's" whims. Bakugo sure as hell wants to brandish weapons and threaten them to find out answers! Actually he'd been more angry at the mayor for giving his warnings about an impending danger complete disregard. He tried to warn the guy about the kaiju's threat, but the dumbass wouldn't hear any of it!

Telling them their "god" was likely the kaiju only rankled some ire and Bakugo departed with a growl. He opted to keep vigilance rather than try to convince while he was here. The Outsiders were more important.]

Haa? When the hell am I not normal?! [He's going to make that chicken leg threat a realty if Yato doesn't knock it off! (Since when does Yato knock it off?) Bakugo scans the table again before using a fork to spear some greens.] There's something off about this place.

[intertwinedfates]

[It's definitely best they keep an open mind when it comes to where threats may appear from. It wouldn't do to assume that just because these are a more primitive people that they're entirely harmless. Even if all they have is pitchforks and torches, that doesn't mean they can't be outnumbered or outmaneuvered should fights break out. So for now it's best to keep the peace, even if the locals seem like blissful fools. Yato's already getting some suspicions about what's going on here, but he's hesitant to discuss it with any of the villagers nearby for the exact reason Bakugo found out.

There's also the possibility that if anyone raises a stink over their god, they may change their tune. Can't have that when they're cut off from LILITH, honestly.]

Hehe... Some might say you're over the top all the time, you know! [Not that it's a bad thing! He's over the top, too! ...okay, so perhaps that's not the best comparison. Nibbling on the potential weapon (i.e. chicken leg), Yato nods his agreement first before talking around his mouthful of food.] It's all really creepy, isn't it? Makes my skin crawl, honestly...

[blastedass]

[Bakugo's not about to think these feudal-level people could defeat him, to say nothing of the entire group of Outsiders in their midst. But he won't do anything to them unless they ask for it first. Antagonizing him isn't "asking" for it yet, though he's been more than ready to stomp on some of the local kids who, for whatever reason, liked messing with him. They thought he was cool, but still teased him simultaneously. Fucking brats...

Bakugo keeps his conspiracy and suspicion talks between himself and the other Outsiders. With the party roving around them and the noise, it's fine to discuss things right now. Maybe even better to remind Yato of why they're here and what wariness he feels since the god's already a bit buzzed.

If their oculars regained connection, Bakugo's at least put a marker on the map indicating where the airport is. A compass point would be all he needed to get a bearing and direction. But with the fog and shit...]

Like hell I am! I'm always calm and composed, Bakami! [Yeah, he truly believes those words. What a weirdo. Yato has no place to talk either, since he's a bundle of booms himself. Just not the same kind of booms.] Swallow your food first! Gross! I don't wanna see that!

[Where are your manners, Yato?!] You got a partner to sleep with tonight? [And before Yato gives him a weird look, Bakugo clarifies-] I mean bunking! I don't want any of us alone tonight.

[intertwinedfates]

[It's the fact that they shouldn't go harming innocents that would tie their hands, so to speak. While they could always flee should the villagers turn against them, that wouldn't aid their mission at all. Nor is getting into tussles with the local kids, either... But Bakugo just has the tendency to attract that kind of attention, doesn't he? Maybe it's the costume. Very eye-catching and... unique.

Maybe they should have a group meeting in the morning to discuss their findings and suspicions about this place and the nature of the kaiju? He'll ask tomorrow if somebody else doesn't first. Right now he just wants to relax after being on edge all day, hence the booze. And it's just been the one, so that's good, right??

Navigating certainly would be benefited from the fog lifting; Yato wouldn't even need a compass as much as the stars themselves to help get them to where they need to be... if they were in Japan, still. The woes of only having studied your own sky for a millennia.]

Uh huh. Well, glad that makes one of us, heh. [Manner? I hardly know 'er! That would be his response, but he doesn't feel like getting a blast in the face so he refrains from commenting further until he's downed what's left in his mouth.

Though he does almost spit out a few bits at the first question, because yeah, that was a terrible way of phrasing that question. Not that he has any real qualms about announcing his sleeping habits, but it almost sounded like an offer.] Gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, I think me an' Hiyori are gonna share a room. I don't want anybody getting any ideas with her.

[He scowls in what almost might be called a pout before fixing Bakugo with a devious glance.] What about you? Wanna be a third wheel? Promise we won't make too much noise~

[S-Sorry, bro...]

[blastedass]

[THOSE SHITS CAME UP TO HIM EVEN WHEN HE WASN'T IN COSTUME, DAMMIT!! (But they probably saw him in it first and now recognize him out of it. Go figure.) Bakugo finds them just as annoying as the rest of this damn town, even if it's in a different way. Fuck, he'll be glad to leave this place behind and return to Japan.

Bakugo had thought about posting on the network to confirm suspicions, but given the fritzy nature of the oculars right now, he abandoned that plan quickly. It's not like he hasn't spent time with other Outsiders talking to them about the weird habits surrounding them.]

Shut up and swallow it. [Bakugo downs another sip from his drink, passing on a roll one of the villagers offers him. Nope! He already made his decision and wasn't going to veer from it.

HE KNOWS IT WAS A SHIT WAY TO SAY IT!! Understand the gist and ignore the rest, dammit! He was not coming onto you, Bakami! Bakugo grabs an apple to crunch a vicious bite out of it instead. As he munches, he watches some of the villagers preparing for the fire later but says nothing about it as he swings his attention back to Yato.]

Hiyori, huh. [Remember a while ago when he said Yato would let his girlfriend's name slip eventually? Yeah. He hasn't met her, but good to know Yato wasn't bullshitting him about a girlfriend.

He grunts at the question, turning a vicious snarl on Yato in the usual comical fashion.] Don't make me wring your shitty neck! I've already got someone!

[intertwinedfates]

[Maybe it's the hair, then?? Although being recognized out of costume is probably more likely. It's almost cute how he seems to attract the kiddos' attention wherever he goes. Once a kid magnet, always a kid magnet, it seems. Good thing LILITH hasn't saddled them with daycare duty.

It's definitely a nuisance to be unable to use their high tech communications here. Enough so that it's making Yato wonder if during these out of the way treks they shouldn't switch to something more reliable, like walkie-talkies or something. That sort of thing would still work, right?]

Yeah, yeah. [While Bakugo works on his own food and drink, so does Yato, gnawing away at what little is left on the bones of his chicken leg before downing more of his beer. He'd blame the drink for being the cause of his teasing, but it's a bit too consistent for that. Setting aside his drink, he props his chin up on a hand to watch Bakugo. It's always fun to see his reactions, something that probably contributes to his need to poke fun at the kid.]

Uh huh. If you ever get a sore throat from yelling so much, you should go see her. She's a doctor. [It's not like he was really trying to keep Hiyori under wraps anyway; he's too damn proud of her for that.

More interesting is the next tidbit Bakugo lets slip, earning him a devious, devilish grin. See icon for details.] Oh ho~? Got yerself somebody sweet, hmmm? They must be made of tough stuff to survive Baku-chan's explosive temper! Who is, huh? Huh? You can tell big bro Yato!

that icon...

[blastedass]

[Most of the heroes in Bakugo's world don't try to hide their identities. Considering Quirks are reported to the government when they emerge for each child who gets one, their identities are already known before they even start training and going to school to become the hero they want to be. THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE WANTS TO BE A FUCKING BRAT MAGNET!!

(They just got off daycare duty from the eggs, nimrod...)

Bakugo wouldn't mind some modern cellphones, but Yato has a better idea with walkie-talkies that don't rely on towers and satellites for connection. Only range. Maybe he could bring that up in their next mission. Who knows if LILITH will agree. Their plug suits have communication tech, but since it routes through their oculars... same problem.]

What? [Bakugo shoots a snarling glare to the side when he notices Yato looking at him like that. Ugh, what the hell's wrong with this guy?! Does he get a kick out of being infuriating?]

I haven't had a sore throat in years! [Mostly because he refuses to admit when he's sick or under the weather. Though amazing his yelling doesn't leave him with a sore throat. Must have a very strong-trained throat, huh.

Yato's devilish feline smile (the kind you see leering at you under the darkness of your covers) earns him a carrot in the mouth. Shoves it right in there.] Choke and die.

isn't it great? haha;;

[intertwinedfates]

[Welp, looks like Bakugo's getting a taste of fame before becoming the bestest and coolest hero in the land! Guess he'll just have to learn to tolerate the popularity that comes with being a novelty to children. After all, doesn't he want to be action figures like All Might??

(At least the eggs are well-mannered and behaved, huh...)

Lower tech communications is definitely something they'll both have to mention the next time they're back in Tokyo. Being able to stay in touch with each other is too important to let the idea lie for long, especially after their recent disasters. (And upcoming ones, but that's for later.)]

Nothing~ [To answer that question: yes, yes he does get a kick out of being an annoying twerp. It's one of his (many) vices he's (sorta) trying to grow out of. But when Bakugo makes it so easy and enticing, how can he ignore the opportunity?]

That's both easy and difficult to believe, honestly... [Throat of steel, that one. Or muscles like a bodybuilder. Either or. Maybe he has good throat hygiene and gargles a lot?? It makes as much sense as anything does, really.

Though his prying gets the most interesting reaction, even if it's in the form of a carrot to the face. One he happily munches on with a muffled snicker. He expected one hell of an outburst, so such a tame reaction is interesting. Chewing the vegetable for a while, he's surprisingly quiet until he finishes and fixes Bakugo with a much softer expression.]

They make you happy?

grand~

[blastedass]

[Of course he wants to have action figures like All Might!! He just doesn't want to deal with annoying fans like All Might. Praise him and admire him for a little while, but then get the fuck away because now you're annoying as hell! He's such a simple and uncomplicated person, isn't he.

(Yeah, when people aren't trying to cook and eat them.)

Walkie-talkies are the new high tech survival gear.]

It's not hard to take care of your throat, dammit! [Yato's going to get more than a kick out of being a pest. Another explosion, this one nuking the entire table they're all sitting at. Wouldn't that be a terrible shame... Bakugo does take good care of his throat, both with exercises and habit. Gargling helps. Ptooey.

The "tame" reaction is one of those "i'm so fucking pissed i'm quiet" responses. If Yato cares to notice the veins pulsing on Bakugo's forehead right now. Also exploding comments about his boyfriend in a group settling like this is bound to draw even more attention to an already-embarrassing subject! He tenses up slightly when Yato asks that, then glowers at the food as if that'll make the faint heat on his face go away.] Tch, I wouldn't be with someone I didn't like, idiot.

[intertwinedfates]

[Ah, the life of a celebrity. Never easy, especially when you're a surly stick-in-the-mud who gets grumpy at too much interaction with people. Though if one day Bakugo gets his action figures, Yato's gonna buy one, for real. Hehe.

(At least all Yato wanted to do was paint them...)

Just so long as they don't need to resort to sextants and anemometers to get to where they need to be.]

Bet you drink lots of tea with honey, huh? [Sooth those overtaxed vocal chords~ But at least Yato's keeping his teasing light this time, rather than aggressively poking fun at Bakugo. By now they should both be used to some banter between them; it's far too easy to try and make light of the situation they're in rather than giving in to the unnerving nature of both the place and its people.

Oh, those veins definitely don't go unnoticed - they're a great gauge for just how pissed off he's making the kid when it comes to his teasing. But that's why he's now trying to soothe them away with a more mellow conversation, one that's borne out of both curiosity and a genuine desire to know Bakugo better. His response gets a sheepish laugh from Yato as he holds up a hand.] Good point. Though I gotta admit to being mystified as to what kind of person would catch your fancy. Someone sensible, I imagine, since your tolerance for bullshit is pretty low.

[blastedass]

[He missed out on his chance to buy the Dynamight ramen cups. Bakugo landed the fatal blow on the electric gecko leader and was one of the rewarded Outsiders for it. He didn't think too much of his personalized ramen fame, but considering what later Outsiders got for their product placement rewards... it wasn't that bad. Heh.

Why don't we bring the whole fleet with abacus, compasses, and sundials for the greatest of old-fashion preparations.]

Urusei! You're so nosy! [He's not that big a tea drinker, usually sticking with water, which may or may not be flavored if he's in the mood. Hot tea sometimes when it's colder outside. Bakugo isn't smacking the god off the seat, so he's not that pissed. Apparently. Despite Yato's jovial attempts, the blonde isn't dropping his suspicion of the place or his wariness towards food and company. He keeps an eye around even while talking.

Much as he'd like to avoid the continued digging at his damn dating life! Now he knows Yato's girlfriend's name; that doesn't mean Yato instantly gets to know Bakugo's boyfriend's name! Sheesh. Finishing off the chicken piece, he rests his forearm atop his knee, fork dangling in the air for the time being. He's not eating with his hands like some heathen. This isn't finger food! Asides from the bread, which Bakugo's avoiding.] What the hell. I'm not playing 20 Questions with you.

[He's "mystified" huh?] Looks like they're setting up for a fire later.